The Twelve Scrounging Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

The new ESA 50.

 

On the second day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the third day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

 

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me  

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me  

Eight spongers sponging,

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the ninth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Nine fakers faking,

Eight spongers sponging,

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me  

Ten workshy loafers

Nine fakers faking,

Eight spongers sponging,

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Eleven fraudsters cheating

Ten workshy loafers,

Nine fakers faking,

Eight spongers sponging,

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Work and Pensions sent to me

Twelve months ESA,

Eleven fraudsters cheating,

Ten workshy loafers,

Nine fakers faking,

Eight spongers sponging,

Seven shirkers shirking,

Six scroungers scrounging,

Five DS accounts,

Four sick notes,

Three free cars,

Two walking sticks,

And the new ESA 50

 

Merry Christmas scroungers!!! 

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3 thoughts on “The Twelve Scrounging Days of Christmas

    1. Sorry Trubador. I don’t find WordPress very user friendly and I’d be glad of any tips.

      Glad you’re enjoying it. There’s been an orchestrated campaign to have my blog removed (you know who’s behind it) but I’m hanging in there. The site admin don’t buckle like the DS mods.

      Have a great Christmas and a happy new year.

  1. It was good to see the recent social attitiudes survey which shows a marked shift in public opinion against our bloated, abused and crippling welfare state, which has created a parasitic underclass. This is on the back of the recent BBC poll for Panorama showing 84% want the state to get tougher on sickness benefit scroungers, who bleed the taxpayer of billions. The many Digital Spy IB and DLA fraudsters become ever more embittered and desperate as their Atos assessment forms drop throught the letterbox! Im loving it!

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