Around the world in 80 DLAs

Lardy lesbian Cheryl Brooks has been caught munching on both the hairy and the benefits pie. Despite being unable to work since 2009 and in receipt of, yes, you guessed it, DLA,  Chezza embarked on a round the world tour, riding elephants in India, feeding Koalas in Australia and searching for Elvis in Gracelands. Throw in Thailand and Spain for good measure just to ramp up the fraud to £36K of taxpayers money. It never ceases to amaze me how many of those on sickness benefits claim to be too ill to work yet easily jetset around the globe, happily taking photographs that suggest none of the terrible suffering we’re constantly reminded blights their miserable lives. When it’s not water skiing or scuba-diving it’s all high-fives and broad smiles, no signs of any discomfort at all – it’s as if being in receipt of “Bennies” miraculously cures them!

For future claimants only, we will align the ESA Work-Related Activity Group rate with the rate of Job Seekers Allowance.

This was my favourite announcement from George Osbourne’s budget. Shirkers who fail to con their way into the ESA Support Group can no longer slither down the financial ladder into a slightly less financially generous band of bludgers and will instead receive the same as bog-standard JSA scroungers. Of course, they won’t have to seek out employment in the way JSAers do but I’m sure a raft of sanctions will be introduced to keep them on the road to full-time work and numbers will drastically drop once the workshy see there’s no financial benefit in pretending to be ill.

I’m loving this Tory government and its targeting of the Bennie Brigade.

Fatties, druggies and alkies are next on the list for savage cuts and I’m punching the air like IDS during a budget speech!

The good news just keeps on coming!

I want my petition back!


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