The winner is……OLD SCROUNGING GUY
Be it from bombing ISIS in Syria to working tax credits their isn’t a topic OSG can’t shoehorn the spare room subsidy into. Countless hours are spent hammering away on his keyboard, reciting his whole life story, his wife’s life story, how the Tories are responsible for his failure in life and usually ending in some trite quotation from a fellow Leftie.
Has anyone ever seen the tat he turns out advertised anywhere?
Quite simply there is no employer that would take on such an individual whose output can at best be described as minimal.
Universal Credit will be his undoing but in the meantime it’s congratulations to OSG, least employable Scrounger of the Year.
It’s the competition for the scrounger least likely to ever gain full-time employment.
OLD SCROUNGING GUY is in the lead at the moment.
Keep voting. Closing date 3/7/14
The candidates are….
OLD HIPPY GUY: A man who hasn’t done a honest day’s work for years. In the words of one forum poster he “Makes shite that nobody wants to buy.” He uses his hobby as a way to claim generous benefits that Universal Credit will put a stop to. He once claimed his “business” was just about to get off the ground when the Tories came to power and they yet again scuppered his chances of becoming a millionaire.
GibsonSG: Apparently incapacitated in an accident he spends most of his time moaning about the DWP and is famous for once asking other FM’s if they had a shotgun he could borrow to shoot himself. He really is the one of the most depressing people on any forum, anywhere.
CELT1987: Imagine a computer screen covered in spittle, the stench of entitlement and saliva dribbling down a chin. Yes, it’s our next contender who seems somewhat bemused that he can’t find employment. It’s of little surprise to me that that he’s unemployable and will soon be having his handouts cut. His anger management problems exclude him from the workplace and he’ll no doubt find himself banned on DS.